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Stu Savory
Eunoia, who is a grumpy, overeducated, facetious, multilingual ex-pat Scot, blatantly opinionated, old (1944-vintage), amateur cryptologist, computer consultant, atheist, flying instructor, bulldog-lover, Beetle-driver, textbook-writer, long-distance biker, geocacher and blogger living in the foothills south of the northern German plains. Not too shy to reveal his true name or even whereabouts, he blogs his opinions, and humour and rants irregularly. Stubbornly he clings to his beliefs, e.g. that Faith does not give answers, it only prevents you doing any goddamn questioning. You are as atheist as he is. When you understand why you don't believe in all the other gods, you will know why he does not believe in yours :-) Oh, and he also has a neat English Bulldog bitch 'Frieda'.

And her big son 'Kosmo'.


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Nota bene : Cuius rei demonstrationem mirabelem sane detexi hanc marginis exiguitas non caparet.


Nearby village Totem Pole (Meerhof Woods)

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Notting Hill Carnival ;-)

Y ou can say what you like, but it looks to me like these two UK coppers are getting a stand-up[sic!] lap dance during the Notting Hill Carnival last weekend! Talk about job benefits, eh, Inspector Gadget ? ;-)


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

So nearly nuked! (on 9/11 too!) :-(

G ermany's date of fate is 9/11 too, but in our case that means 9th of November. On Friday morning, 9 November 1923, Adolf Hitler and his thugs marched on the Feldherrnhalle. As a result, 20 people died (Göring was injured and Hitler sent to prison). On November 9-10, 1938, was the Reichskristallnacht, a pogrom on Jewish homes, shops, towns and villages. Around 1,668 synagogues were ransacked, and 267 set on fire. On a more positive note, on 9 November 1989 the Berlin Wall fell; the end of the Iron Curtain :-)

But the one very few people seem to know about was November 8-9 1983, the day when sabre-rattling brinkmanship took us to the brink of WW3 :-(

A ten-day NATO exercise called Able Archer 83, starting November 2nd 1983, centred on the Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe (SHAPE) HQ. The exercises simulated a period of conflict escalation, culminating in a coordinated nuclear release. The 1983 exercise simulated all 5 steps up to DEFCON 1, included heads of government for (nuclear) realism and used radio silences broken only by use of our new codes.

It was so realistic that the Soviet 'Politburo' believed it was preparations for a genuine nuclear first strike by NATO/US on East Germany :-( After all, US nukes in Germany were being moved around and the US and UK were exchanging newly unbreakable coded messages. So the Soviet block armed their short range bombers in East Germany with a nuke each and escalated them to sitting on the runways with engines running. Flight time from Magdeberg (East Germany) to Hamburg (West Germany) at Mach 1 would be only 12 minutes; from the Iron Curtain to nuke RAF Gutersloh is only 9 minutes at Mach 1. Military targets would have included RAF Gutersloh, Frankfurt Airport (south side), the US air base at Ramstein, the US nuke stockpile at Buren, etc etc. Civilian targets would have included the cities of Hamburg, Frankfurt, Bonn, Munich, Düsseldorf etc etc. Even the standard 550 kiloton nukes had 30 times the power of the Hiroshima bomb.

Around this time sabre-rattling brinkmanship by the US had American bombers flying directly towards Soviet airspace, peeling off at the last moment, occasionally several times per week. This led to the Soviets shooting down KAL007 as some of you may remember. The US was stationing Pershing II missiles in Europe and Ronald 'Rayguns' was raving rhetorically about SDI, so the Soviets were understandably nervous.

When our spies in East Germany told us about the nukes-armed bombers sitting with engines running on the runways in East Germany, and we saw the KGB spies over here reporting things as 'real' preparations for a first strike, the US realised it needed to defuse the situation sharpish. So Reagan was sent to his ranch on AF1 and this act was publicly televised. Heads of state like Thatcher(UK) and Kohl(Germany) were withdrawn publicly from the exercise and Able Archer was much reduced in scale and much was reported about the scale-back. Reagan subsequently changed his policies to rapprochement having taken us to the brink of WW3, every bit as scary as the Cuban Missile crisis of the Kennedy/Kruschev era!

We have never been so scared shitless nearly nuked in our lives! :-(

Comments (2) :
Charles Pergiel asks "Any connection between the name of the Airbase (Ramstein) and the name of the band (Rammstein)?" Rammstein takes their name indirectly from the German town of Ramstein-Miesenbach, the site of the flight show disaster on 28 August 1988. The band's signature song, "Rammstein", is a commemoration of the disaster. In a short period before the band became well known, they performed using the name "Rammstein-Flugschau" (literally meaning "Rammstein-Flightshow").
Brian (UK) asks "What's the smallest possible nuke?" The american Mk54 weighs 23 Kg (51 lbs) and has a selectable yield of 10-20 tons of TNT.


Sunday, August 28, 2011

One Time Pads : Cold War Coding.

N o, this is NOT an article about those new-fangled convenience coffee machines ;-) On friday I'd promised to tell you about cold war communications between East Germany (Markus Wolf's Ministry for State Security) and their 221 spies in West Germany.

Many people may remember that prior to 1990 (reunification of Germany) you could tune your radio to the top of the FM band and hear a very clearly enunciated woman's voice reading out groups of five digit (random?) numbers. If your transistor radio couldn't reach that high up, you just opened it up and unscrewed the ferrite core from the inductance coil outwards a little bit (less, Henry ;-). Then you wrote down the numbers you heard. Example :- "95529 53598 24002 37816 79973 76503 66505 79556 78849 71657 44943 26137".

Counterespionage organisations (e.g. BND, NSA, GCHQ etc) would run Hadamard Transforms on these number sequences, only to confirm that they were indeed random and thus not susceptible to frequency analysis codebreaking. The fact that they were random indicated that the code was a one-time-pad.

The East German spies would have each had a well-hidden one time pad of sheets of random numbers. Mere possession of such a pad made you highly suspicious! When the spy's time-slot came around, he would have listened to the radio and written down the number sequence intended for him, crossing off a group for each group received, so each 5-digit group was only used once (whence one-time-pad). In the example OTP shown below, three groups have been crossed off from a previous session, leaving 95457ff.

The spy would then subtract each of these 5-digit numbers in turn from the 5-digit numbers he had received on the radio (see example above). Please do that exercise, you should get 72 101 108 108 111 32 87 111 114 108 100 33. Converting these decimal numbers into ASCII characters gives you the plaintext of the secret message :-) Check: the last number now crossed out on your OTP should be 26104.

In an ideal situation, these OTP codes are unbreakable even if intercepted.

However, that's assuming there were only two copies of the OTP, one at the sending end and one at the receiving end. Here, I think we can safely assume that the KGB in Moscow would have had a third copy :-) The major problem of OTPs being key-distribution; how do you get the OTPs to your spies in the first place? Postal service? No, the BND could intercept that. So dead-letter boxes were used. These were found by our side either by chance or nosy neighbours or tracking embassy staff (contact agents) etc etc. Then we were able to copy (NOT steal!) the OTP so that when the radio transmissions came, we were able to decode them too. Of course both sides use dead-drops, nowadays these are contactless too. Example : On January 23, 2006, the Russian FSB accused Britain of using wireless dead drops concealed inside hollowed-out rocks to collect espionage information from agents in Russia. According to the Russian authorities, the agent delivering information would approach the rock and transmit data wirelessly into it from a hand-held device, and later his British handlers would pick up the stored data by similar means.

The spy's radio I showed you on friday had an instructional manual (VVS MfS o059-A35/86) which limited the 'telegrams' (from West to East) to 100 5-digit groups, and preferably below 50. This could be interpreted as implying that the number groups of the OTP coming from a pseudo-random number generator, some of which are cryptographically weak. But the real reason for the length restriction was to keep the D/F (direction finding) window as short as possible, even using the squirt compression I mentioned on friday.

Even using these OTP codes, the East Germans always used cover names for their agents. But they also made procedural mistakes. Example: Markus Wolf (East German spymaster) liked to congratulate his agents on their birthdays which gave us only a 1 in 365 chance of identifying them. But in the case of Gunter Guillaume he sent a message asking GG to congratulate his wife on her birthday too. That narrowed the search to a married couple of high-up civil servants with both birthdays known. Bingo!

PS: Further reading for budding mathematicians, cryptographers and IT nerds interested in reading about Cryptographically secure pseudorandom number generators.

Comments (3) :
May (US) said "That was interesting. Now I know how OTPs work :-)"
Dom Santori (US) wrote disappointedly "You would think that with todays' internet and social networks that it would be easy to pass info back and forth. I recall Bin Ladins' group using the draft feature of email to pass info. An agent would write a draft but not send it. Its' recipient would then log into the account and read then delete the draft. There are messages hidden in all manner of things such as photographs. One I recall involves using holograms that can only be read with a glass plate in front. In the event of capture one merely needs to drop the plate to destroy the evidence. Sadly the U.S. seems to be falling behind on our[sic!] technology. Al Qaeda was able to intercept our drone images there by knowing what was being targeted." Bit stupid not encrypting the drones' uplink as well as the downlink! Imagine if terrorists were able to take control of an armed Global Hawk (flying killer robot aka Terminator). Goodbye US HQ / base camp/ etc.
Anon (D) asks wryly "So how come YOU just happen to have an example of an OTP to show us, AND live there too, eh?" The publication of a table of random numbers prohibits it from being used as a OTP, I thought I'd made that clear. Apparently not enough :-(


Friday, August 26, 2011

Secret Spy Stash found nearby!

J ust last week a treasure hunter was combing an area near Bielefeld (a town not 40 miles north of here) with a metal detector. I guess he was looking for coins, swords etc left over from the Battle of Varus (during the Roman occupation, 9th century AD). Suddenly he got a strong signal and so started digging. About 2 feet down he found a wooden box, only about 40-50 years old. This is what he found (spade shown for scale):-

It's a DDR spy's short wave radio transmitter! On the left you can see the morse key in its bakelite case (so the morse key is WW2 army issue, 70 years old). On the right a couple of spare valves (US issue, Sylvania). Parts like these, and the batteries, are all West German, US, UK so there would be no problem getting replacements; there are no labels on any of the kit indicating it was of DDR (=East German) origin. The wire cards in the centre are aerials.

The East German secret service had 221 spies in West Germany, but only 15 of them had such transmitters for use in emergencies and warning the DDR if we (NATO) were on the brink of WW3 (such as on 9/11/83). Usually the spies sent documents they had stolen/copied back east to the DDR via secret couriers, because obviously they couldn't trust the postal service ;-)

We can assume that the spy lived nearby so that he could dig up his radio in the woods quickly in an emergency. Why would he live here? Well the UK's Senne tank training grounds are there (where (UK?) tactical nukes were likely stored), RAF Guterloh is just 10 miles west (Harriers, Phantom F4 fighter/bombers etc), the US stockpiled their nukes in the woods near Buren just a few miles west of here, so in the case of WW3 preparations by Nato a local spy could observe if nukes were being hastily moved, e.g. to Gutersloh.

BTW, the little cover on the left side of the transmitter contains a little magnetic recorder and a wind-on handle to position the tape and replay quickly. Thus the spy could tap in his morse offline at usual keying speeds, then replay it very quickly when transmitting (squirt mode), thus spending less time on the air and so giving us less time for a direction finding fix :-(

Eastern block spies received their instructions via coded signals sent just at the edge of normal FM bands, I'll tell you about that coding next week. I'll also tell you about the stupid US brinkmanship of 9/11/83 which almost provoked WW3. We have never all been so nearly nuked in our lives! :-(

Comments (4) :
Charles Pergiel (USA) asked a couple of questions "Does 9/11/83 refer to September 11, 1983, or to November 9, 1983? In any case Wikipedia has nothing to say. Guess I will have to wait for your next post. Regarding that radio. Has anyone every made that high speed tape trick work with Morse code? I understand it could work in theory, but with all the pieces you would have to have in place, I wonder if it is actually practical." November 8th and 9th 1983, Charles. 9th november is often a fateful day in Germany (I'll cover that next week too). Yes, squirt mode works fine for morse too, I can assure you, cutting the D/F window by factor ten or so.
Barbara (UK) asks "How can you tell so exactly how old the find is?" By looking at the expire-by date on the batteries. If the spy needed to use his/her radio on a later date, he would have brought new batteries and replaced them. The stash would have been last buried when the batteries were fairly new.
Pierre (F) asks "Is it a very short range radio? It only has to reach as far as the Iron Curtain?" The Iron Curtain was about 50 miles east of the stash. But it's a short wave radio and so could be heard as far away as Moskow, I'd bet. PS: I just checked the spec; range is up to 3000 kms.
May (USA) asks "Sounds very James Bond. What famous spies did they have?" Well, Gunter Guillaume is probably the most famous. And from 1985 to 1990, the KGB stationed a certain Vladimir Putin in Dresden, East Germany.


Wednesday, August 24, 2011

US East Coast Earthquake Cause Found ;-)

A pparently there was a minor earthquake along the US east coast yesterday. Some reporters claim it was major, seeing as how it woke some members of Congress.

Now people are tweeting/blogging their photos of the 'tremendous' destruction not caused. So, not to be outdone, I add my contribution which is an artist's (Salvador Dali, actually) impression of the cause of the quake : Washington was hatching something evil again ;-)


Monday, August 22, 2011

Sonofabitch! ;-)

His Lordship (Kosmo) actually sat still for 30 seconds, a rare photo :-)


Sunday, August 21, 2011

Red Arrow Down :-(

D iamond Nine Outside Right* pilot (Red 4) Flt.Lt. Egging was killed in a crash of his Hawk yesterday near Bournemouth, UK :-( He managed to steer the stricken Hawk T2 away from people and houses before it went down in a field, sliding into the river. He did not have time to eject it seems :-( He is survived by his wife Dr Emma Egging, to whom my condolences.

The UK press has more details.

Meanwhile, we are racing in the sodding rain at Schotten, Germany. Vintage racing motorcycles around the short town track, as every year in mid-August.


Friday, August 19, 2011

Writing Styles Analysis

S o I write like Cory Doctorow? And like Dan Brown, and David Foster Wallace, and Arthur C. Clarke, and William Gibson and, and, and...

I should be so lucky, plagiaristic, talented, whatever ;-)

Thanks to an article in the FAZ, a German national newspaper which I read daily, I have become aware of a robotic website called I write like ... You can submit any text you wrote for analysis, blog, website, short story, poem, book extract, whatever. The site purports to analyse your writing style and tell you which famous author writes in a similar style. Unfortunately, it does not explain how this is done, it could just be a Bayesian vocabulary differentiator or even a random choice :-(

I decided to try it out.

My first test was to see if it was consistent (i.e. NOT a random choice). Repeatedly submitting the same text but with the sentences in a different order gave consistent results, which is a good sign.

My next test was to take five books from my shelves at random and see if it could identify the authors from a single paragraph taken from each. It correctly identified Dan Brown, William Gibson and H.P.Lovecraft. It failed on two less well known authors, Thomas Landauer and Kathleen Meyer. From this I deduce it has only a limited number of well-known authors in its comparison pool. Unfortunately the website does not say who these are, nor even how many there are :-(

My next test was to take a blog article of mine where I had made a deliberate attempt to write in the style of Ian Fleming (author of the James Bond books). I was pleased to see that the program thought I had achieved this.

Finally, I went the whole hog and analysed 20 recent blog articles of mine to see if there was statistical evidence of a particular style. There is :-)

Five of my twenty articles are in the style of blogger Cory Doctorow, the tool tells me. Some common themes of his work include digital rights management, file sharing, and post-scarcity economics none of which I have ever written about. I have however read his first (2003) novel Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, but none of his other books. He is not on my blogroll, and I make no effort to copy his style. I don't know if we use similar vocabularies.

Judge for yourselves. My five articles allegedly in Cory Doctorow style are :-

Three of my twenty articles are in the style of thriller author Dan Brown.

Brown uses recurring themes such as cryptography, keys, symbols, codes etc. and so the vocabulary may be similar. Brown's prose style has been criticized as clumsy, so that we have in common ;-)

Another three of my twenty articles are in the style of David Foster Wallace.

I must confess to never having heard of the good but troubled man, let alone read any of his works. Wallace's fiction is often concerned with irony, Wikipedia tells us, which might explain the third article Slut Walk being regarded as similar, but the other two?

Two of my twenty articles are in the style of SF author Arthur C.Clarke.

These two articles of mine are about space travel and jet fighters, and so the vocabulary may be similar?

Another two of my twenty articles are in the style of William Gibson.

I am a great fan of Gibson and have read all of his works including the Steampunk one with Bruce Sterling. However, I fail to see any similarities :-(

My last 5 articles are allegedly in the styles of Ursula K. Le Guin (see On going deaf...), Ray Bradbury (see Crypto Grille for kids :-)), H.P.Lovecraft (see Whence the Anacreontic Song?), Ian Fleming (see British Understatement ;-)), and, surprisingly, Margaret Atwood (see Trojan T-Shirts :-)). WTF?

BTW, FWIW, the robot thinks THIS article is in the style of Cory Doctorow too. I wonder if he wrote the SW ;-)

Why don't you try having this robot analyse YOUR writing style(s)?
The URL is I write like ...

Comments (5) :
Charles Pergiel (USA) wrote "I only tried one piece, 'Today', and it came back with William Gibson, which is odd because I just finished reading 'Zero History'."
Doug Alder (Canada) related : "It thought I wrote like H.P. Lovecraft - I'm honoured :)" In your house in Trail, Cthulthu lies sleeping, maybe? ;-)
Jenny (Ibiza) despaired "Since I merely read blogs, not write them, I plugged in a bit of Agatha Christie. It failed to recognise her :-("
Reatha (USA) wrote "I'm just a blogreader too. So I tried it on a homework essay. I'm a Margaret Atwood style girl it seems. Is that good? " I guess so.
Dilligaf II (UK) wrote "Apparently I write like Harry Harrison who has written such classic weird things as Deathworld, a number of Stainless Steel Rat books and other such sci-fi and alternate history books. I'm impressed!!!!" As am I :-)


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

21 Dumb things Bikers do :-)

T hose of you who have ever owned a motorcycle should be able to identify with this list; the rest of you may just smirk ;-)
  1. Spend 5 minutes kicking and kicking and cussing, 'cos the pig-obstinate beast won't start, then notice you left the ignition switch at KILL ;-)
  2. Riding on the Autobahn, betting with yourself that the 'Reserve' tank light will last another 3 miles.
  3. Push the bike 3 miles to the next gas station; extra points for it being a hot and humid day or even raining ;-)
  4. At the gas station/clubhouse/cafe´ forget to take your earplugs out and wonder why nobody is talking to you today?
  5. Doing your own oil change, pour the full measure of fresh oil into the engine after draining off the old, but forgot to replace the sump plug.
  6. Park the bike on soft ground using only the sidestand.
  7. Park the bike pointing downhill but forget to put it in gear :-(
  8. Buy velcro-mountable knee-sliders, then fail to get ground contact and turn up at the bike-meet wearing virgin sliders.
  9. Fall asleep during the open-air midnight showing of 'Easy Rider' ;-)
  10. Forget to remove the discbrake lock before moving off !
  11. Full of pseudo-racer pride, reverse the gear-change scheme then forget on the 2nd outing that you'd done so :-(
  12. Overpower a wheelie, or overbrake a stoppie :-(
  13. When it starts to rain, pull over under an Autobahn bridge and struggle into your old rainsuit (which appears to shrink every year), put your thick rain-gloves on, then put the over-gloves on, THEN remember the ignition key is in your inside pocket ;-)
  14. Chat up a decorative Hells Angels / Harley chick, while riding a japanese rice-rocket yourself. Oops.
  15. Put your wallet containing your credit cards (but very little actual cash) at the bottom of a magnetic tankbag.
  16. Wait 2 hours (with a nearly empty tank) at noon in the scorching sun at a spanish gas-station for it to re-open after the siesta.
  17. Ride all the way through Germany and Switzerland to camp at Lake Gardasee, arrive after dusk, and discover you brought the tent but left the poles at home ;-)
  18. Use red loctite on the valve covers instead of green by mistake.
  19. Ride so fast your magnetic mapholder blows off the tank top, so you don't know how to get to your destination.
  20. Ride so fast , you lose the group you're supposed to be leading :-(
  21. Outside the ice-cream parlour, hang your helmet on your new low-rider bike so low that passing tall dogs can piss in it :-(
Been there, done that! All 21! MEME ALERT : Why don't all you bikers blog this list, highlighting the ones you've done yourselves? Link back here and mail me () a link to your list or mail a comment :-)

Comments (5) :
HazMat (=Hazardous Materials) expert Demeur sent me "... a few funnies from a long term haz mat worker.

  1. Wondering why the breathing air smells like flatulence and then realizing that the supervisor has set up the air machine next to a sulfuric acid tank.
  2. Watching a green horn put on his suit backwards and asking the supervisor to "zip him up".
  3. Working for a company so cheap that they bought only one boot size (12) and you wear a 9.
  4. Working with a company that only believes in double extra large coveralls when you take a medium.
  5. Squeezing your small stature through tunnels, pipes and other wall cavities only to realize that the tool you needed is back in the change room.
  6. Having the breathing air machine stop working and realize that you've taped up your egress filters so well that you can't get air.
  7. Hoping the puddle you just crawled through isn't raw sewage.
  8. Hoping the noises you hear at the end of a dark tunnel isn't anything bigger than a mouse.
  9. Having to work with highly flammable materials with welders working overhead.
  10. Placing your work clothes directly in the washer upon arriving home with plenty of disinfectant because you're not exactly sure if there weren't biological agents you were exposed to even though the supervisor said otherwise.
  11. Lastly, wondering why many of your co-workers died when you did the job for twice as many years. I know not funny but true."
Jenny (Ibiza) wrote "My winter special is not unlike your number 13 : donning 2 layers of warm unterwear, my one piece leathers, and a one piece thermo-rainsuit, then remembering I need to take a pee :-("
Schorsch (D) tells the short version of one of his anecdotes : "Get seriously airborne going over the hump-back bridge at Baullaugh Bridge on the Isle of Man, only to land in the police cordon on the other side!" You and the other 4 of us! Tickets for all of us, I seem to remember ;-)
Kees Kennis (ZA) sent me this "I hereby list idiotic and crazy things bikers should do to go to biker heaven, my bit."
  1. Hit a tortoise on a bike whilst being towed by a car.
  2. Rescue a Harley Davidson by taking the engine from the drilling machine it was doing duty in and placing it back in the frame you found in a shed.
  3. Abusing your Z1000R to tow a trailer with a cow and a half-born calf to a vet 80 km away, no burnt clutches or damage. But 80 km and not geting into 3rd, by god!!. Both the cow and the calf survived.
  4. Wiping out a 1200 cc Honda in a tug of war with my Z1000R. (Actually the most damage to the Honda came whilst in was fighting itself under a parked van). We used dog chain and leather belts as a tug'o'war rope.
For MORE your readers have to hit this link.
Very African, Kees!
Doug Alder replicated this list and added a few more dumb things of his own ;-)


Moonday, August 15, 2011

Slut-Walk, Germany, 2011

Firstly, let me outline what the weekend's SlutWalk was : Participants (mostly young women) protest against excusing rape by referring to any aspect of a woman's appearance. They dress like whores and sluts, marching through the streets in their underwear or otherwise scantily clad (if at all), protesting that men should not grope or molest or even rape them just because they (un)dress like common whores. Often they bare bear placards saying "My dress is NOT an invitation" or words to that effect on their tits!

The SlutWalks began in april 2011 when Constable Michael Sanguinetti, a Toronto (Canada) Police officer, suggested - not unreasonably IMHO - that to remain safe, "women should avoid dressing like sluts."

Dutifully, the yellow press sends its pornphotographers to these demos, so that we red-blooded men all have a photographic record of the not-whores we should avoid in the future ;-)

Meanwhile, are red-blooded males supposed to visit the local scrap-metal sculpture parks and molest the statues? Or grope robot angels instead? ( Attention please : Sarcasm alert, but NSFW! ;-)

While I agree that there is no excuse for rape, I am old-fashioned enough to appreciate that Constable Michael Sanguinetti was making a sensible contribution. The clubbing scenes I saw on a previous visit to the UK (Bristol city, as it happens ;-), was full of scantily clad - even knickerless - binge-drinking girls falling about drunkenly on the pavement/sidewalks and generally looking for a shag real gentleman to guide them "safely" home, for some rubber-clad values of "safely" and "consent", no doubt :-(

Seriously, IMHO, we need a little bit more restraint on both sides if the pheromenal molestation-rate is to be decreased!

Meanwhile, the up-and-coming(sic!) Christian party politician Christian von Boetticher (40) has resigned after his affair with a 16-year-old girl in 2010 became pub(l)ic knowledge. It is not reported how she dressed ;-)


Sunday, August 14, 2011

NPR's Top 100 Science-Fiction, Fantasy Books

To follow the NPR (US National Public Radio) meme, copy this list, putting in Bold those you have read. Link your list in Dana's comments.

1. The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
2. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams
3. Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card
4. The Dune Chronicles, by Frank Herbert
5. A Song Of Ice And Fire Series, by George R. R. Martin
6. 1984, by George Orwell
7. Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury
8. The Foundation Trilogy, by Isaac Asimov
9. Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
10. American Gods, by Neil Gaiman

11. The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
12. The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan
13. Animal Farm, by George Orwell
14. Neuromancer, by William Gibson
15. Watchmen, by Alan Moore
16. I, Robot, by Isaac Asimov
17. Stranger In A Strange Land, by Robert Heinlein

18. The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
19. Slaughterhouse-Five, by Kurt Vonnegut
20. Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley
21. Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, by Philip K. Dick
22. The Handmaid's Tale, by Margaret Atwood

23. The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King
24. 2001: A Space Odyssey, by Arthur C. Clarke
25. The Stand, by Stephen King
26. Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
27. The Martian Chronicles, by Ray Bradbury
28. Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
29. The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman
30. A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess
31. Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein
32. Watership Down, by Richard Adams
33. Dragonflight, by Anne McCaffrey
34. The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
35. A Canticle For Leibowitz, by Walter M. Miller
36. The Time Machine, by H.G. Wells
37. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, by Jules Verne
38. Flowers For Algernon, by Daniel Keys
39. The War Of The Worlds, by H.G. Wells
40. The Chronicles Of Amber, by Roger Zelazny

41. The Belgariad, by David Eddings
42. The Mists Of Avalon, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
43. The Mistborn Series, by Brandon Sanderson
44. Ringworld, by Larry Niven
45. The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. LeGuin
46. The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien
47. The Once And Future King, by T.H. White
48. Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman
49. Childhood's End, by Arthur C. Clarke
50. Contact, by Carl Sagan
51. The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons
52. Stardust, by Neil Gaiman
53. Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson

54. World War Z, by Max Brooks
55. The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle
56. The Forever War, by Joe Haldeman
57. Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett
58. The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever, by Stephen R. Donaldson

59. The Vorkosigan Saga, by Lois McMaster Bujold
60. Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
61. The Mote In God's Eye, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
62. The Sword Of Truth, by Terry Goodkind
63. The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
64. Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, by Susanna Clarke
65. I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson

66. The Riftwar Saga, by Raymond E. Feist
67. The Shannara Trilogy, by Terry Brooks
68. The Conan The Barbarian Series, by R.E. Howard
69. The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
70. The Time Traveler's Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
71. The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson
72. A Journey To The Center Of The Earth, by Jules Verne

73. The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R.A. Salvatore
74. Old Man's War, by John Scalzi
75. The Diamond Age, by Neil Stephenson
76. Rendezvous With Rama, by Arthur C. Clarke

77. The Kushiel's Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey
78. The Dispossessed, by Ursula K. LeGuin
79. Something Wicked This Way Comes, by Ray Bradbury
80. Wicked, by Gregory Maguire

81. The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series, by Steven Erikson
82. The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde
83. The Culture Series, by Iain M. Banks
84. The Crystal Cave, by Mary Stewart
85. Anathem, by Neal Stephenson
86. The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
87. The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe
88. The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn
89. The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldan
90. The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock
91. The Illustrated Man, by Ray Bradbury
92. Sunshine, by Robin McKinley
93. A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
94. The Caves Of Steel, by Isaac Asimov
95. The Mars Trilogy, by Kim Stanley Robinson
96. Lucifer's Hammer, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
97. Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis

98. Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville
99. The Xanth Series, by Piers Anthony
100. The Space Trilogy, by C.S. Lewis

So I've read 75% of them already :-)

Thanks for the Meme, Dana :-)


Saturday, August 13, 2011

50th anniversary of the Berlin Wall :-(

For those who think "We don't need no education...." ; a timely reminder :-(

Walter Ulbricht made this speech on the 15th June 1961, closing with the infamous lie "No one has the intention of erecting a wall!". Barely 2 months later, exactly 50 years ago today, the Berlin Wall was built :-(

Well, on the positive side, it inspired this Pink Floyd number :-)


Friday, August 12, 2011

Trojan T-Shirts :-)

Trojan T-Shirts : what a great idea :-)

The far right neo-fascist NPD party organised a rock festival in Gera (in eastern Germany) with the intent of getting the (~600) attending youth to join their political party. To this end they hand out propaganda material, CDs and also T-shirts. The T-shirts were black and displayed a skull and the right wing slogan "Hardcore rebels - national and free".

However, the NPD were given these 250 T-shirts for free, as it turns out from an anti-fascist organisation called Exit. And the great trick is that the Exit T-shirts are Trojan T-shirts :-) Because when they are washed, the skull and the fascist slogan disappear and a new slogan appears "You too can EXIT the fascist scene - call 0177-240 45 92, - and visit www.exit-deutschland.de"

Is that a neat idea, or what? Of course, some wearers haven't noticed yet ;-)


Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wall Street : take a tip from a Biker :-)

If I - as a mere Biker - may be so presumptious . . .

The bikers' secret for a winning life :-)


Monday, August 8, 2011

The Golden Ratio (φ) number system

L et me share this mathematical curiosity with you. The rectangle shown here is approximately a golden rectangle. The ratio of the height of the upper red section to the lower green section is the same as the ratio of the total height is to the red section. Coincidentally, I drew the ratio of the height to the width to be the same too. This ratio is called the Golden Ratio and is much used by artists (e.g. Leonardo da Vinci), it being aesthetically pleasing.

So we can solve R/G= (R+G)/R to get R/G = approximately 1.6180339887, usually designated as φ (the Greek letter Phi). Note φ - 1 = 1/φ :-)

φ is an irrational number, meaning it cannot be represented as a fraction. And so it is somewhat surprising (to me at least) that ALL non-negative integers can be represented as the sum of a few powers of φ but no fraction has a terminating series of powers of φ. Does that blow your mind, or what?

If you wanted to make a φ-based calender, the powers are not all that large. For example 31 uses the powers [7,1,-3,-5, and -8] and even 2011 only has the powers [15,13,10,2,-2,-11, and -16].

Wikipedia has more details as usual :-)
And Dr.Ron Knott, then at the University of Surrey(UK), has a good φ page :-)

This page is for blogreader Wendy Templeton (Oz), who can now go ahead and sing "φ men went to mow, went to mow a meadow" ;-)


Sunday, August 7, 2011

How dumb is CNN?

Sometimes I have my doubts about the media and their ability to draw logical conclusions from their own sloppy reporting :-(

Example? Just look at this statistic - produced without any interpretation on the CNN website - tabulating where people ostensibly live longest :-

Presumably their dumber readers will all want to move to Monaco, because that way they will get to live longer ;-)

May I suggest another possibility? Due to the tax-free status of Monaco, many rich people live there. Rich people can afford better medical care. Therefore they live longer.

But the real reason is different. Look down your own table, CNN. Seven of the top eight states in the longevity stakes are tiny. So when people there get REALLY sick, they are taken to hospitals in the neighbouring large countries, which have larger (and more specialised) hospitals. Where they ultimately die! This gets counted towards the mortality stats in the neighbouring large countries. The healthy people stay in the tiny states, increasing the nominal longevity in the tiny states.

And look at the third column for Macau, CNN. Only a mere 3.72 deaths/year per 1000 residents? So in Macau the longest life expectancy (100% of residents dead) is 269 years? Really, CNN? Don't you think you should add some text explaining 1) How these stats were measured and 2) How the results are to be interpreted ?

And BTW, correlation is not causality.

Goddamn stupid and sloppy reporting, CNN. Shame on you!

Comments (1) :
Keen Kennis, a right wing blogfriend from ZA, quipped "CNN likes Obama, that is how dumb they are"


Saturday, August 6, 2011

Mr. Bean's Nemesis ;-)

We learn from the UK national press that Rowan Atkinson, the renowned actor and mediocre car driver, spun and crashed his McLaren F1 supersports car on a village road in Haddon (UK) on thursday. Despite police claims that no other vehicle was involved, I have my suspicions about a Reliant Robin 3-wheeler on the wrong side of the road ;-)


Thursday, August 4, 2011

British Understatement ;-)

Skip to 4:02 though 4:34 to watch the background to today's anecdote :-)

Overheard in the officers' mess one evening at RAF Valley (Wales) :

Excited F-15 Strike Eagle american fighter jock : "Man, we went through the Mach Loop at Cad West at 400 knots at only 250 feet! Wow! Hedgehopping!"

Cool RAF type, very British : "I know, I saw you there :-)"

American fighter jock, in a supercilious tone : "Oh, were you on the hillside watching me? Did you get a photo of me down that low?"

Cool RAF type, very British : "No, I was in the Hawk at your 6 o'clock, doing 500 knots and 200 feet underneath you. Sadly no, I don't have a single photo of you, but I DO have a movie; it'll still be in the gun camera ;-)"

Comments (3) :
Stuart (Scotland) commented : "Great story! Did you see the BAE Hawk was beyond the vertical as he knife-edged over the pass? Neeeeeat!!"
Helmut (D) quipped in reply "That'd be so he could judge his ground clearance better ;-)" You mean Extra low, like this ?
HaggisChorizo wrote "I enjoyed your blog post about low flying NATO aircraft. Thought I would share the tale that the lowest flying I ever witnessed was in 1981 while I was serving, it was two USAF F-111F out of RAF Lakenheath - for such cumbersome looking crates these defied gravity, I honestly thought they'd end up knocking my block off!" Hi, Jimmy! I think that's why they're called Terrain Following, Ground Support, aircraft ;-)


Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Couch Potato Calories :-(

As we all know, you get fat by eating more Calories than your body burns. Also, Couch Potatoes are generally fat, so I got to wondering how many Calories do you burn when doing nothing [sleeping, sitting on the couch, watching TV, playing PC games, yes, even blogging ;-) ?].

Turns out there is a term which dieticians call the Resting Metabolic Rate which can be calculated quite easily, as I'll show you. It is a function of your weight, height, age and gender.

10 * weight in kilos, plus
6.25 * height in cms, minus
5 * age, then
men add 5, women subtract 161.

So for me this would be 88*10 (=880) + 6.25*182 (=1137.5) - 5*67 (335) +5 = 1687.5 Calories. If I consume more I need to exercise more to avoid putting on weight. Put another weigh(sic!), if my regular eating & drinking habits have me inputting 2000 Calories, then if I did not exercise (i.e. were a Couch Potato) then my weight would increase to 120 kilos! FATTY! :-(

Now put down that plate and go do the calculations on yourself!

Then skip the pizza and evening beers and go for a jog(hurt?) instead :-)


Monday, August 1, 2011

Dollar Debt Deadline Due?

What will happen with the US dollar this weak(sic!)?

Comments (4) :
Ulla (CH) likes it : "Powerful image! But they've done a deal, saving the day" Merely delaying it, Ulla, the USA is still grossly overspending, living on other nations' money :-( Will the oh-so-honest rating agencies downgrade them?
Don (USA) wrote "Welcome.to.our.banana.republic :-(" OK, Mr. Corleone ;-)
Chen (HK) reports "As expected, the three major [but American] rating agencies Moody's, Fitch, and Standard and Poor's left the USA's credit rating at AAA. What a dishonest farce! The Dagong Global Credit Rating Company (China's leading credit rating agency) more realistically downgraded U.S. sovereign debt to A on wednesday indicating serious doubts over Washington's ability to repay its debts long term." Dagong sounds honest to me. [Saturday Update] FINALLY, S&P downgrade the USA by 1 step, to AA+.
Mary-Anne (USA) sighs "The share prices @ Wall Street are following your red line prediction :-("


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