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--> Most recent Blog ![]() Comments Policy Impressum Maths trivia Search this site YouTube Videos Eunoia, who is a grumpy, overeducated, facetious, multilingual ex-pat Scot, blatantly opinionated, old (1944-vintage), amateur cryptologist, computer consultant, atheist, flying instructor, bulldog-lover, Beetle-driver, textbook-writer, long-distance biker, geocacher and blogger living in the foothills south of the northern German plains. Not too shy to reveal his true name or even whereabouts, he blogs his opinions, and humour and rants irregularly. Stubbornly he clings to his beliefs, e.g. that Faith does not give answers, it only prevents you doing any goddamn questioning. You are as atheist as he is. When you understand why you don't believe in all the other gods, you will know why he does not believe in yours :-) Oh, and he also has a neat English Bulldog bitch 'Frieda'. And her big son 'Kosmo'.
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My Vogon Poetry ;-) See, see the dead and vapid blogsite flail about. Marvel at its vomit-coloured geek's lay-out. And lack of content! Tell me, does it cause you To wonder why the blogosphere ignores you?
Why their feeble stare makes you feel off-stage?
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Monday, February 28, 2011
P51 cockpit; pilot's viewT his post is for blogreaders Gerald (of BaWeKo fame), Dave, Kees Kennis, Sarah & that Stinson Gal, and all those aviation fans whom I taught to fly during my 30+ years as a flying instructor (acro pilots especially).![]() It is a snapshot I took from this
hi-res, 360° scannable, zoomable, website. The link given above seems slow to load (I have only a 2Mbit/sec DSL), but that's a HUGE Flash pic you are looking at and it is well worth waiting for. Instructions : Hold the left mouse button down to scroll around by moving the mouse. Use the mouse wheel to zoom in and pan out. Have fun! Comments (1) : Friday, February 25, 2011
Prostate Cancer Age HistogramB ack on 26th January I started telling you about my encounter with prostate cancer. Now when I was in reconvalescence I noticed that almost everyone was in my age group (67 +/- 10 years), so I collected anonymous data to see when everyone had had their operations (radical prostectomy), because you can put off treatment for quite a while if you want to. Personally I got my prostate removed as soon as possible after the diagnosis, to avoid ANY risk of the cancer spreading beyond the gland.So here is the histogram, the vertical axis is percentage of patients, the horizontal axis shows 5-year age groups. Sample size was over 100. ![]() I will be continuing this series of posts about prostate cancer each month. Comments (1) : Wednesday, February 23, 2011
US Bankruptcy, state by state?There is a very real chance that the USA goes bankrupt within a couple of years, if not on a federal level then state by state :-(The map shown below looks at the deficit of each state as a percentage of the total budget. Green = under 10%, Yellow= 10 to 20%, Red= over 20%, Grey=no data available. These data are from the Center on Budget and Policy priorities, Bureau of Labor Statistics, National Governors Association, and the Federation of Tax Admistrators; to wit : the USA's own numbers. ![]() There are voices (e.g. amongst the Tea Party and Reps mostly) that individual states should be allowed to go bankrupt! But remember the size of e.g. California's economy. Larger than say Greece or Portugal or Ireland, whose economies are causing the rest of the EU such problems. If any of the states shown red above were allowed to go bankrupt there would be such a distrust in US bonds that the whole world's economies would be dragged down too! I think the Americans who have been living beyond their collective means for decades are going to have to go through a phase of SEVERE austerity which will make the recent economic crisis look like peanuts! And the US infrastructure is dilapidated already :-( Of course, the USA has spent a billion dollars fighting unnecessary wars; withdrawal could save them lots of money right there for a start! But instead some states are slyly changing their laws so that the state could go bankrupt. Thus would the state shed itself of its pension obligations. Similarly state employees (police, teachers etc) would be laid off. Imagine all those folks without any income! I wonder if it would incite a rebellion? I would be interested to hear from my american readers what YOU think of the issue and what the consequences of state bankruptcies would be? Would people 'just' move to a state shown green above? Or what will happen? Comments (2) :
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Dr. Copy and Paste :-(Tip for budding academics2 : how to write your doctoral thesis correctly.Wrong : Right : I refer you the Guttenplag Wiki. Currently they have found that over 72% of the pages in Guttenberg's doctoral thesis contain one or more plagiarisms. 72%! Comments (2) : Update 23/2/2011 20:00. The University of Bayreuth has revoked Guttenberg's doctorate, as I predicted above, setting the ball rolling.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Spam forward ;-)B een getting a lot of 'edu'-spam recently, an example is shown below, the sort of ripoff that wants lots of money for an 'accredited' degree. 'Accredited' yeah! Worthless piece of paper, more likely.Education - a long and difficult process that requires work and employment daily.How many years are you ready to spend for it? How much money do you have for academic time? Otherwise... No job, no stat us, no opportunities? We have SECOND WAY! Choose our company and you will see a great chance to get a real, actual, perspective education! We are here to suport you! Our best experts will choose for you preferred option in any area. Your second way does not require for-six years; you will get Diploma in 4-6 weeks! Your second way does not require investing large amounts. But you will get a Diploma: Bachelor, Master, PHD. You will have great job; you will be respected & satisfied with life! Contact us right now and stand on your new way! Please leave us the infarmation: + 1 - 646 - *** - ****Having no use for these kinds of edu-spam, I might just set my spam-filter to auto-forward them to the German ministry of defence, for the attention of Baron zu Guttenberg, whose need is so much greater than mine ;-) ;-) ;-) Comments (2) : Friday, February 18, 2011
Tarzan and Jane ;-)
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was greatly attracted to his well-muscled body, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said 'Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.' Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.' She took off her clothes (such as they were) and laid down. 'Here' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.' Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her as hard as he could in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually gasping for air she screamed 'What did you do that for?' Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrels!' ;-) Have a great weekend, folks! Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Rosy Posy, Bunga Bunga :-)![]() T his is the rose posy I gave my wife Cornelia on monday. But in doing so, I knocked 13 Scrabble™ tiles off the table, so now I have to rearrange them. Lessee now, we get any of :- Envied Analyst, or Navy Datelines, or Invades Neatly, or Dean's Venality, or Neatens Avidly, or Dainty Enslave, or Sanely Deviant(sic!), or even Valentine's Day :-) P.S. The wife and I have been together since 1979 and married since 1990. Long may it continue :-) P.P.S : "Bungabunga" is also an Indonesian word, meaning 'Flowers' {true!}. Perhaps someone should mention this to Mr.Berlusconi ;-) Monday, February 14, 2011
Greased Lightning :-)In which I upgrade our PC HW :-)Back in 2003, when Intel produced the first Centrino chip, I bought an IBM T40 notebook which served us well these past 8 years. Finally the fan failed and Lenova appear to have no replacement parts :-( Maybe they would prefer I buy a new PC :wry grin: ? And so it was time to shop around for a new notebook, not necessarily from Lenova. I chose this one for €599 from Medion, for the simple reason that it has a spare second disc slot :-) ![]() Processor is an i3 Core, memory is 4GB, hard disc has a hefty 640GB, screen is 17 inch in 16:9 format for watching DVDs, integrated TV tuner (so what?), and an externalised USB 3.0 interface above and beyond the usual USBs 2.0. Next step was to buy a ![]() Voiding the warranty(?), I opened up the laptop and built the SSD into the spare disc slot, attaching it as drive C to the SATA II interface. The 640 GB hard disc was relegated to being drive F (drive D is the CD/DVD, drive E was to become a second SSD partition [for Linux, drive C got Win 7 installed]). I installed WIN 7, the swapfile and all our regular programs afresh onto the SSD. Then I attached the 1 Terabyte external USB 2.0 disc which I use for my backups and transferred our current data to the PC's internal hard disc. ![]() I got 99% of the stuff to work under the 64-bit Win7, except for a CanoScan N670U flatbed scanner for which I have found no 64-bit driver :-( Canon does not provide a driver, I think they would prefer I buy a new scanner (which I may just do, the N670U being half a dozen years old already). And the result of all this work? Greased Lightning :-) Boot up in about 12 seconds (instead of 4 minutes). Shutdown in 4 seconds (instead of 2 minutes). Average SSD seek time is 0.29 mSec as opposed to the 17.15 mSec for the 640 GB Samsung internal hard disc. Datatransfer from/to the SSD is up to 177 MB/sec !!! (the hard disc peaks at 72 MB/sec). Program loading in under a second; the only thing slowing it down now is the virus-check on every program load (this is still Windoze, remember ;-) If you have not yet done so, get yourself an SSD for your PC! Put the OS, the swapfile, and your programs on it, leaving your data on the hard disc. The performance improvement is fantastic! Even SWMBO is happy with it;-) Comments (1) : Saturday's mail problem seems to be OK now. My bad? So blogpost removed. Friday, February 11, 2011
Tide comes in, tide goes out.A short while back US wingnut broadcaster Bill O’Reilly said in TV to his rational opponent "Tide comes in, tide goes out. Sun comes up , sun goes down. You can't explain that!" My flabber was ghasted!Actually, Mr. O’Reilly*, I can, and it's about time you learned some elementary science too! Taking the second sentence first "Sun comes up , sun goes down.", you just need to recognise the fact that the Earth is NOT flat. This may be new to you and fellow tea-party members ;-) To a close approximation the Earth is a ball which rotates about its own north-south axis daily, letting the sunlight light up one side (day) but not the other (night). What you see as the sun rising and setting is just the Earth rotating about its axis so that the illuminated side appears to sweep across the surface as the Earth rotates. Now looking at your first sentence "Tide comes in, tide goes out." I refer you to my diagram below. The Earth also rotates beneath the Moon as the Moon orbits the Earth. The water on the side of the Earth nearest to the Moon is labelled N. Because that water is nearer the moon than the centre of the Earth is, it has a stronger gravitational pull and so flows towards the moon until counteracted by Earth's gravity. This is the high tide. Over on the side farther from the moon (labelled F) the Earth's centre is nearer the moon than the water at F and so gets pulled more towards the Moon than the water at F does. So the water at F piles up into a high tide too, albeit not quite so high as the water at N. Where does the water for the high tides come from? from the positions at 90° to the high tides (top and bottom of the Earth in this sketch). These are the low tides. And because the Moon orbits around the Earth (pace lunatics) the periodicity of these tides is not exactly 24 hours. There is a similar gravitational effect from the Earth-Sun pull too, but the effect is smaller because the Sun is so much further away.
There now, Mr. O’Reilly and fellow Tea-Party ignorami, that wasn't too hard , was it ? If I can explain it to primary school children like that, there's a chance you might understand it too, brain evolution permitting ;-) Comments (3) :
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
On-Target correlationR ank the states of the US by gun deaths and list the percentage of gun ownership in each state too. Note the strong positive correlation. 'Nuff said*?![]() Comments (2) :
Donny-day, February 8, 2011
Irak War Justification :-(
"My Penis is THIS long !" The BBC reports Donald Rumsfeld, Dubya's Minister of War, publishes his memoirs. Puke! Monday, February 7, 2011
Bad for You, Baby :-(W ith great sadness I relay the death of Gary Moore, one of my favourite guitarists, on sunday, aged 58. Thin Lizzy just got thinner :-(
Another of my favourite tracks, not dissimilar, is Parisienne Walkways :-
But now, for all fans of Gary Moore's blues, The Thrill is Gone :-(
Sunday, February 6, 2011
We FurrinersB logger Four Dinners has been having a couple of his islamophobic rants recently, presumably most of the immigrants in the area where he lives (
No separate count available for the Vatican hordes in the employ(?) of the RC Archbishop of Paderborn, although I had expected exactly 666 of them ;-) Comments (1) : Friday, February 4, 2011
Grimm CastlesT wo dozen blogreaders wrote after wednesday's comments asking to see my photos of some of the real castles in Grimm's fairy tales.
Above: The Sababurg; Sleeping Beauty's Castle
Above: The Trendelburg; Rapunzel let her hair down from the keep. Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Meme : Books Sarah Palin tried to censor :-(When Sarah Palin was Mayor of Wasilla Alaska she tried to have (in her view immoral) books banned from the public and school libraries. This is her list - it documents her ignorance of the classics; I have underlined the ones I have read, Palin notwithstanding. Which ones have you read? Blog your own list, link back here, and mail me the URL of your post for a mention here :-)
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess So I've read 47 books that Sarah Palin wants to suppress. I wonder how many on that list she has read herself in order to form her censoring opinion? I bet her score tends towards ZERO! I've upped my books-read from your list score to 47. So : Up yours, Sarah! Comments (7) : |
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FWIW : 23 is the number of the Illuminati, folks ;-) P51 cockpit, pilot's view Prostate Cancer Age Hist. US Bankruptcy ? Dr.Copy and Paste :-( Spam forward ;-) Tarzan and Jane ;-) Rosy Posy, Bunga Bunga Greased Lightning :-) Tide comes in, tide... On-Target correlation :-( Irak War Justification :-( Bad for you Baby :-( We Furriners Grimm Castles Sarah Palin censors books Mothersuckers Prostate Cancer Timeline 'Tis Burns Nicht the morn Hu visits USA ;-) If Magritte used Linux Guns vs. Pencils :-( Easter Eggs 2011 :-( Bloody Lie Belle :-( and the holy waters howl Little Johnny ;-) Reader of Recent Runes Blog Name Change ? Archive 2011: Jan Feb Archive 2010: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2009: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archives 2002-2008 offline to save server file-space. Blogroll Ain Bulldog Blog Badtux... Balloon Juice Cheese Aisle Chip's Quips Cocktail Party Physics Cosmic Variance Curmudgeonly... Decrepit Old Fool Demeur Doug Alder Dr Grumpy Earth-Bound Misfit Fail Blog Finding life hard? Flight Level 390 Four Dinners Frothing Mouse Gimcrack Hospital HaggisChorizo Improbable Research Inspector Gadget Jonny B's secret diary Kees Kennis Making Light Monkey Muck Mostly Cajun Noded (JR) Not Always Right Observing Hermann One Good Move Pergelator Pharyngula Rants from t'Rookery Stupid Evil Bastard The Poor Mouth The Magistrate's Blog Too many tribbles Xtreme English Yellowdog Grannie Link Disclaimer ENGLISH : I am not responsible for the contents or form of any external page to which this website links. I specifically do not adopt their content, nor do I make it mine. DEUTSCH : Für alle Seiten, die auf dieser Website verlinkt sind, möchte ich betonen, daß ich keinerlei Einfluß auf deren Gestaltung und Inhalte habe. Deshalb distanziere ich mich ausdrücklich von allen Inhalten aller gelinkten Seiten und mache mich ihrem Inhalt nicht zu eigen. This Blog's Status is
Blog Dewey Decimal Classification : 153FWIW, 153 is a triangular number, meaning that you can arrange 153 items into an equilateral triangle (with 17 items on a side). It is also one of the six known truncated triangular numbers, because 1 and 15 are triangular numbers as well. It is a hexagonal number, meaning that you can distribute 153 points evenly at the corners and along the sides of a hexagon. It is the smallest 3-narcissistic number. This means it’s the sum of the cubes of its digits. It is the sum of the first five positive factorials. Yup, this is a 153-type blog. QED ;-) ![]() Books I have written
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